Bad Pitch/Good Pitch: Archaeology
Bad Pitch/Good Pitch is a recurring feature in which I take some sort of creative work, and pretend that I am pitching it to the executives. One pitch is terrible, and would never get the project greenlit, and the other is presumably better.
Bad Pitch
It's a story about an archaeologist on a dig for a religious relic in the desert.
Good pitch
Did I mention that the relic has incredible power, and he's racing against the Nazis who want to use it to help them conquer the world? Also, the movie will feature incredibly meaty sound effects when he punches guys, which he will do frequently.
Tags: archaeology, bad pitch, good pitch, humor